Okay, so I’m a terrible person. There. I said it. Thanks to everyone who has written to make sure I’m still alive. I was sick and I mean sick with a capital PUKE. However, I’m better now and should be getting things back on track here at the ol’ LateShow.

The holidays have brought a tremendous amount of time consuming tasks with them. I suppose they do every year but for some reason this year seems…well, extraordinarily busy. Or maybe its just me. Being sick can take a lot out of you and I haven’t had a ton of energy lately. That’s my excuse, anyway.

So, I know that I have a lot of catching up to do. I’m sure there are many of you who have written me off, thinking that I had been abducted by aliens or I went back to live with the family of chimps who raised me, but no. I’ve just been a bad blogger. Bad. Bad blogger. I’m lowering my head in shame now.

I plan on spending the rest of today repremanding myself for my inexcusable behavior and getting through knowing that tomorrow should be better. Tell your friends that I’m still alive. Call off the search parties. I feel like I’m in for the spanking of a lifetime.